You Tie Your Shoes Wrong

As the title suggest, you [probably] tie your shoes wrong. What do I mean by that? There's more than one to tie your shoes? Well, yes in fact there is. Instead of going one way…

Greatest Thing Ever…1 Cent Ribs

Seriously. Every Wednesday at the Joyce on 4th in Calgary. There are other places too (all owned by the same group of owners). But what a fantastic idea. 1 cent ribs. And then of course they…

The Joy of Parking

Parking is, to put it lightly, annoying. Think about what parking is. Your car is sitting on the ground. Yet you have to pay for it to sit on the ground. Maybe you could have…

Random Food Combinations

Do you know what I mean? Like when you eat ice cream while having a beer? Some think it’s strange. I think it makes perfect sense. Eating good things together can only equal goodness. Well,…

The Ham Butt Problem

The Ham Butt Problem (taken from: http://www.ted.com/talks/erin_mckean_redefines_the_dictionary.html): Woman’s making a ham for the big family dinner. She goes to cut the butt off the ham and throw it away, and she looks at this piece…

25 Facts About Me (extended edition)

1. I have many passions but for the past 8 years, it’s been ultimate Frisbee. I frequently dream about playing ultimate. Whenever I see a green field, I think "Wow, that would be a great…

Melty Snow

I curse you warm weather and melty snow for making mine and my friend’s lives so annoying. Why won’t you just disappear altogether so we don’t constantly get stuck trying to park on the streets…

It’s That Time of the Year…

When it’s -29 degrees outside…and -13 is a nice, warm day. When you eat far more than you should but you do it because you want to get a taste for everything (cranberry sauce, dressing,…

Not So Clever Anymore

So my foray into answering some of the stupid questions got old fast. Like after a few days. I just wasn’t interested in answering them anymore and I doubt anyone actually read them. I sometimes…

Series: More Stupid Questions

Q: Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? A: They do because at night the temperature is cooler than during the day and it’s less strenuous to work. Q: How come I can pick my…

Stupid Questions – Things That Make You Go…

I’ve decided to start a series of sorts. Kimmie and I stumbled upon a sweet website called, as the title suggests, “Stupid Questions – Things That Make You Go “hmmm”". After reading quite a few…

Ugh…My Head Hurts

Setting: A dark and messy room Lights down. Lights up. There is a bed in the middle of the room. The alarm clock has been beeping for an unknown length of time. Clothes are scattered…

Comedians

So I've been listening to a lot of comedy lately on XM and I started to write down the comic's name when I heard someone really funny. Plus I already had some comedians that I…

90 Random Things About Me

1. What is your passion? Disc sports (ultimate frisbee, disc golf, dog disc and overalls) 2. What is your favourite beer: Alexander Keith's IPA 3. What is your favourite scent? Lilac 4. What is your…